Things I Did This Weekend:
Enjoyed cooking with a lovely supply of garlic donated by our lovely neighbor.
Ate a bowl of tomato/avocado salad with saracha sauce for dinner last night. Yummmeee.
Thing I Did NOT Do This Weekend:
I most certainly did not, in any way, eat two Hostess cupcakes for a late snack on Friday.
I NEVER ate a deluxe hot dog covered in cheese and relish from Backyard Burgers for dinner Saturday night. Or a small pack of spicy fries. Never happened.