So as I turn to the right...
... and turn to the left, you can see the verdict is one word. Big. Jane isn't leaving me much room to breathe these days. I have rib flare. I'm not sleeping. I waddle like a duck. But on the upside, total strangers are really super duper nice. The woman at the sandwich shop gave me an extra cookie with my takeout order. A mechanic checked my car for free even though he was trying to close for the night. So there are positives.
Matt is the big lump under the bedding.
I tried my best to get him to come out and say hi, but it was a no-go.
He mumbled, "Why must all this happen at 7 am?"
I responded, "Because you love Rebecca, wave hello."
"I don't love her, she smells bad," he grunted without moving a muscle.
But he didn't mean it. You always smell good. He loves you.
And I love you.
There is a giant hole in my life without you.